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By sgt york (Tue Aug 28, 2007 at 05:54:39 PM EST) mouse, cannibalism, science, nocosomial infection (all tags)

I was just doing another challenge earlier today.

Small cohort of mice, just a few dozen.

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Grasping at straws

By sgt york (Fri Aug 24, 2007 at 12:54:39 PM EST) (all tags)

My wife and I recently celebrated our 10th anniversaty by staying at an inn on the island of St. John. Great place. If you ever get a chance to go, do it. Most of the island is a state park, so a good portion of it remains tropical paradise, even if it was clear cut for sugarcane 300 years ago. This was our first real solo (duo) vacation since our 3rd anniversary. Coincidentally, our eldest child is 6.

There are no correlations among those facts.

None whatsoever.

Honest.

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"Yes, I'm sorry. Go on."

By sgt york (Mon Aug 20, 2007 at 05:35:39 PM EST) (all tags)

“Hi...I'm looking for Alvin York?”

“You've got him”

“Hi, Mr York, my name is __ from the PTA....you put your name down to help out with the playground equipment assembly?”

“Yes, is that this weekend?”

“Yes...Friday Saturday and Sunday. We were wondering i-”

“Sorry...hang on just a sec, I have to do something...” clink....rustle....click....click...rustle “Yes, I'm sorry. Go on.”

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-	I like when you put it in just a little and kind of wiggle it up and down, that's when it feels best.	36%
-	Sometimes at night, the polar bear tries to hold me, and I wake up with polar bear tears all over my shirt.	15%
-	I PUT THE WIGGLY IN THE PASTA, CAN U TASTE IT?!!	21%
-	Not right now honey, can't you see I am talking to the past?	26%

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